HOT ! F25.9 Schizoaffective Disorder: Classic Dad Hat

It’s called a dad hat, but you don’t need kids, a lawn, or strong opinions about thermostats to wear one. This 100% chino cotton twill cap is unstructured, low-profile, and adjustable — three things we wish we could say about our mental health. The curved visor blocks the sun. The embroidered ICD-10 code blocks the small talk. Now here’s where it gets dangerous: 11 hat colors. 12 thread colors. That’s 132 possible combinations. We’d tell you to pick one, but we know how decision-making goes when your brain is running custom firmware. Take your time. Change your mind. Change it again. That’s not indecisiveness — that’s a curated selection process. You’ll land on the right one. Probably. Eventually.Specs:

• 100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo is 35% cotton twill, 65% polyester)


• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile


• 6 embroidered eyelets


• 3 ⅛\" (7.6 cm) crown


• Adjustable strap with antique buckle


• 11 hat colors × 12 thread colors — 132 combinations (good luck)

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adultsEU Warranty: 2 yearsOther compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at alex.oak@company.com or write to us 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country.

Size guide

	A (inches)	B (inches)	C (inches)	D (inches)
One size	20 ½-24 ⅜	4 ¾	3 ⅛	7 ½

	A (cm)	B (cm)	C (cm)	D (cm)
One size	52-62	12	8	19